Pfft. I already have one. With special gutters for runoff. :D
I'm willing to admit a lot of things but I don't know what you're talking about. Stupid ebay won't show it to me *scowling*
Oops! Sorry, darling. Stupid eBay won't allow me to capture the picture, but here's the text:

Up for AucTion is a RARE FIND . . . A VinTage/AntiQue Embalming TabLe . . .

Made by the CHAMPION Company out of Springfield Ohio -- it dates back to between the 1930's & 1950's -- not sure. The company is still in business to this day!

The Top of the TabLe is made of Porcelain covered CAST IRON -- and weighs in at 200+ Lbs. (probably more!!) Drain on Head & Feet ends as well as a troph drain around the perimeter of the table top.

The Base of the TabLe is made of Heavy-Duty MetaL -- Has hand wheeLs for adjusting height and angle for proper drainage!! Heavy-Duty Caster Wheels for easy mobility.

Also included is the SLOP SINK (this is optional, if so desired, at NO additional cost) A floor drain and a few lengths of pipe & elbows & YOU ARE IN BUSINESS!!!!

Great for your next Halloween Party -- GREAT for the LocaL Bar for doing "shots" or your GoTH decor! Quite a unique conversation piece OR start your own embalming business!!

bEcause of its size, this Auction is for a "PICK-UP" ONLY!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the Look & Feel FRee to e-mail any & all questions!!!!!

So yeah, just what I need: an antique embalming table! For my goth Halloween party or, hey, just for the decor! Heh. You'll be happy to know it doesn't look all that gruesome. ;D
well good luck with the auction. i'm not entirely sure what an embalming table does.. but i'm sure you'll find many uses for it, you'd need to at $150! :D
This is what embalming is all about: Not a very pleasant subject . . .

I just saw a table advertised on Google for something like $24,000+. But, not to worry, I was just joking about actually buying it. I just thought it was hilarious that someone was trying to sell one! ;D
$24,000!! wow

i'd heard about embalming dead bodies but i thought that this table must be for something else, that just seemed to strange lol :D
The auction has ended now, but believe it or not he got 22 bids! I should have checked earlier, because I'm very curious as to what it sold for.

It is VERY strange to me that someone would be selling such a thing - or that someone else would want to buy it. What in heaven's name are they going to use it for? We probably don't want to know. LOL
haha that is really bizarre! i have no idea what it could be used for.. and it's not even that nice to look at so i can't imagine anyone using it as an ornament either :P